WHY?

You must have missed something.

WE HAVE SCANNED CLUB SALSA THOROUGHLY. THERE IS NOTHING BUT A FEW RESIDUAL IMAGES. THAT'S ALL.

There must be something there. Tell me what happened again . . .

AT 6:37 A.M. THE VIRTUAL PATRON NAMED "THE GECKO KING" WAS MURDERED.

Hang on, it's just a web site, how can anyone be killed in a web site?

HE ATE A BLACK CHILI. HIS VIRTUAL SELF BURNED OUT ON ILLICIT CHILI DREAMS. HIS REAL-LIFE USER HAD A MEDICAL CONDITION. AT 6:45 A.M. YOUR VIRTUAL SELF WAS ARRESTED AND TRACED TO YOU.

On what charge?

I don't remember any of this. I remember being at the club and I remember seeing black chilies there, but I didn't have any. Is that all the information you have?

YES.

You must let me go back. I know there's something there.

BITE THE CHILI TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE CLUB.